This is, by far, the best headache Ive ever had. I adore the Range Rover, she has earned so much respect from me. She literally makes me "lol" and giggle like a 6 year old when I drive her. Perhaps I am a bit smitten, but I dont see how any other car comes close to what the L322 offers, except perhaps a better L322...
Mercedes G-class? Pretentious, expensive and perhaps a bit agricultural.
A Fortuner/Everest? Stop asking stupid questions.
A ML or X5? Useless offroad, not as comfortable/luxurious and just a bit vanilla.
Land Cruiser? Probably the closest you will get, but will never be as cool, is 5 x the price (for equivalent age/condition) and dare I say, a bit unimaginative.
The L322 is beautiful, it is not pretentious, it is supremely comfortable on the open road, offers excellent visibility in town, easy to place on the road, offers surprisingly good handling and steering feel while remaining luxurious over any surface. Take it offroad, and it simply drives over the most impassable obstacles. It recalibrates your view on what a car is capable of doing. And all this for under 60k...
I would happily throw multiples of the purchase price on it to keep it on the road because there simply is nothing else quite like it. It was a game changer when launched in 2001 and was widely and deservedly praised as the "best car in the world".
In 2003, a new ML55 AMG cost 900k (a ML500 was 600k) while the RR was 700k. The ML feels like a farm implement next to the RR. I cannot believe the 2 were on sale at the same time. The ML interior reminds me of a late 90s Toyota Hilux. How any sane person with any functioning senses took the time to test drive both and still spent the money on a ML, baffles the mind...
Anyway, enough besotted babbling.
We took the ML and the RR to De Wildts this past weekend, which is a really cool 4x4 park in a nature reserve with 14 obstacles, each with a bypass for the less capable vehicles. The ML fell at the first hurdle, it literally could not even make the bypass, which was a bit embarrassing. So we left it next to the track and piled into the L322 for the rest of the course.
The L322 never ceased to amaze, with running commentary from the back seats which all seemed to include phrases like "what, how is this possible", "yoh, this thing is a beast" and "like it was nothing" after each obstacle. On a few occasions we had to redo obstacles to choose a harder line just to challenge the L322. It never broke a sweat.
The first obstacle which we did going up and down, just to make sure:
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Investigating the lack of ground beneath the tyre
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We were brave enough to do "Gert se Klip" which is a 45 degree rock climb and forms part of the "Extreme Red Route" . The L322 handled it as if it were the school run.
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Could not resist a quick splash in the pool
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Stopping for a few beers and a steak at the restaurant after a good day out with the boys, the ML cowering in shame after the RR rescued it.
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Back on the road in a refined luxury cruiser, like nothing ever happened, ignoring its new paint decorations
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What a machine, what a car! It simply does anything you could possibly ask of it without ever getting flustered, taking everything in its stride. For a garage to be called "ultimate", it simply must have an L322 in it. Anything else is simply incomplete and will be found lacking.
I believe I have found a new outlet for my fast-approaching midlife crisis. I can guarantee all 4 of my mates who experienced the day with me are sitting on Autotrader, looking for an L322

Correctly so. Good lads...
Now to break out the pressure washer...