Here's some "on the scene advice", real world SHIZ, that you don't and won't think of that time when MURPHY's calling you number. (I hope my little voice will be in your head, and the 1st thing you think of)
1. DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT RESIST ARREST.
If the horrible words of "YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!" come out of the police officers mouth, realise at that point that there is nothing you can do further, you are FCUKED!!! Either financially or physically or both.:argh:
You either gonna overpower the vagina's,( and they usually don't just come in two's because that;s how they roll, so if you can bliksem more than 2 guys at a shot, well done), but you will either be tear-gassed or shot, and if they miss, WHAT NOW?? you gonna run like a fugitive?
This action will lead to a charge of resisting arrest, and is also usually accomponied by racist / degenarative allegations, and further delay in getting you out ( remember time is of the essence to prevent a butt fcuk.:joy:
2. DON'T BE ARROGANT / VERBAL / THREATIN TO SUE HIS GRANDMOTHERS PANTIES OFF
Remember, this guy (arresting officer) has to 1st do his paperwork on you, before you get released, and will even dissapear from the station with the docket and only return at 15:50( I'm not joking)
3. DO NOT REACH FOR YOUR CELLPHONE UNLESS INSTRUCTED TO DO SO
Unless the officer gives you the instruction to call somebody, keep your cellphone concealed on your body till they throw you in the van. Wait for them to pull away, and then phone your attorney 1st thing telling them what area you are in, and which station you are going to, so that the attorneys and family are there waiting for you.
Do not phone in front of them withou permission, otherwise they will take your fone from you, delaying time( again a reminder: time is of the essence to prevent a ... you know what.)
they are supposed to give you this oppurtunity and read you your rights before chucking you into the van, but this only happens in America and in movies.
ALSO: HANDY TIP TO PREVENT A BLUE EYE: As they put you in the van, slide to the back as quickly as possible, not giving the oppurtunity for them to get a cheap shot in. (again i'm not joking) At this 2 second interval, nobody can see what really is happening.
4. MAKE SURE YOU WRITE OWN EVERYTHING THAT IS TAKEN OFF YOU, AND MAKE SURE YOU GIVE EVERYTHING IN, especially jewelry
The reason i say this, is because you will get your things back from the cops, as it is all documented and zipped up in a blue folder, but this isnt your worry.
Your worry is taking these things into the cell with you, which will draw attention to you. And last tip here, once they lock that door , and leave you in there, the law of nature applies: Strongest Majority reigns. SO YOU BETTER HOPE YOU ARE FCuKING STRONG AND / OR HAVE SOME BUDDIES WITH YOU.
If attacked : DEFEND YOUR FCKEN ASS ( literally) , and if you can remember who it was , lay a charge of assault, but only once released, not while you in there.
Hope this has been intertaining.
peace, out!!